Create a small story which includes the following items: Best story wins 10p'!
Question: predatory hawk
jeep liberty
12 guage shotgun
can of paint
vodka
i-pod
trumpet
Donald Trump
Billy Bob Thorton
welcome to Canada postcard
Good luck guys!!! Be creative
Answers: predatory hawk
jeep liberty
12 guage shotgun
can of paint
vodka
i-pod
trumpet
Donald Trump
Billy Bob Thorton
welcome to Canada postcard
Good luck guys!!! Be creative
One day Donald Trump hosted "The Apprentice" he invited Billy Bob Thorton the REAL creator of the iPod. Billy Bob Thorton came in with his new Jeep Librity then he took out his gauge shotgun and a can of paint he through it on Donald"s eyes hit him in the back of the head took a drink of his vodka and shot him with the shotgun right in the kisser just then a predatory hawk swooped in and gave Billy Bob Thorton a Welcome to Canada Postcard with a man with a trumpet
idk lol just made it up
a predatory hawk flew into a jeep liberty and shot a can of paint with a 12 guage shotgun. later, he drank 1400 bottles of vodka and listened to his ipod for 500 hours. after that he killed Donald Trump with a trumpet and sent a welcome to Canada postcard to Billy Bob Thorton.
we were in our jeep liberty* and i was listening to my i-pod* and i saw this man with a 12 gauge shotgun* trying to kill a predatory hawk*, what was even worse was my brother was playing his trumpet* and i couldn't hear my music. so i popped in my billy bob thorton* movie. when we got there i went to the store and bought a can of paint* and vodka*. we stopped at the trump a tower and saw Donald trump* and there he handed me a welcome to canada postcard*.
Jillian take a look at this. Billy Bob Thorton sent us a welcome to Canada postcard. “whats it look like, is it better than the one Donald Trump sent us of last years apprentice standing beside a Jeep Liberty, holding a can of paint while trying to play the trumpet? It was just plain stupid, if not weird.” “No Jillian, this one has a guy who looks Russian drinking vodka, while a predatory hawk lip sinks “Oh Canada” playing through its i-pod.”
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Oh my, Doug look! isn’t that Donald Trump being attacked by that Predatory Hawk. “Doug get your Shotgun.” “ Where is it!” “I think you left it in the Jeep Liberty” ….”No I checked the Liberty, I found your old I-pod, a can of paint, and a welcome to Canada postcard” “Jillian why was there a welcome to Canada postcard, an empty bottle of vodka, and a picture of you and Billy Bob Thorton playing the trumpet?” “Not now Doug we have to help Donald.”
Once upon a time Donald Trump recived a "welcome to Canada" postcard in the mail. When he opened the card he heard a trumpet playing, kind of like the song he had on his I-POD by Billy Bob Thorton. He decided to go get drunk and pulled his vodka and 12 guage shotgun out of his closet next to the skeletons of his girlfriends. He began to randomly shoot people and accidently shot and killed his gay lover Mr. predatory hawk. He got scared so he took a can of paint and poured it over him so no one would notice. Then he sped away on his jeep liberty to canada.