Is this english wrong or wrong english help.............!?!
Question: HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AS ENGLISH IS A VERY FUNNY LANGUAGE!!!!
In a Bangkok temple:
"IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN."
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."
Doctor’s office, Rome:
"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES”.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
"DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
"CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."
On a poster at Kenya:
"ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP."
On a River highway: This is the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi.
"TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."
A coffin-maker in Mumbai:
"PEOPLE DIE FOR OUR SERVICES."
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
"WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ***?"
Answers: HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AS ENGLISH IS A VERY FUNNY LANGUAGE!!!!
In a Bangkok temple:
"IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN."
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."
Doctor’s office, Rome:
"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES”.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
"DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
"CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."
On a poster at Kenya:
"ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP."
On a River highway: This is the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi.
"TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."
A coffin-maker in Mumbai:
"PEOPLE DIE FOR OUR SERVICES."
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
"WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ***?"
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! Ha!!!
Are they for real?!!
Hahahahahahahaha.....=)
some didnt make sence
yeah the stupidity of people never stop amazing me. you think they would get a english speaker to proof read these
funny though
(^_^)
Old!! I posted most of those last month. SORRY
thanks for putting good jokes.
how was my english?
Great ones! Funny! Ha Ha! 100!