A very funny one?!
Question: Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks. 'What's up with the jar?'
Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money..'
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. 'What are the three tests?'
'Pay first, those are the rules.' says the bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
'OK,' the bartender says. 'Here's what you need to do .......
First, you have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing, all at once ... and you can't make a face while doing it.
Second, there's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
Third, there's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her.'
The man is stunned. 'I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot, I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things ..'
'Your call,' says the bartender, 'but your money stays where it is.'
As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks, 'Wherez zat tequila?'
He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with big slurps. Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.
Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy scuffle going on outside.
They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then silence.
Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body.
'Now,' he says. 'Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?
Answers: Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks. 'What's up with the jar?'
Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money..'
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. 'What are the three tests?'
'Pay first, those are the rules.' says the bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
'OK,' the bartender says. 'Here's what you need to do .......
First, you have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing, all at once ... and you can't make a face while doing it.
Second, there's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
Third, there's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her.'
The man is stunned. 'I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot, I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things ..'
'Your call,' says the bartender, 'but your money stays where it is.'
As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks, 'Wherez zat tequila?'
He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with big slurps. Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.
Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy scuffle going on outside.
They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then silence.
Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body.
'Now,' he says. 'Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?
AAAWWW! My God! I freaking love that one!! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Amazing punch line, I really loved it!!!
LOL
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Great one, lol, Im still laughing.
LOL!!! That is HILARIOUS EXCELLENT BRILLIANT keep the good stuff comin'!!!
LOL very funny!
Funny!!!!
lol thats funny, star for you
That is funny - well done.
I like to answer jokes with another joke - hope you like it
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on she became aware
that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the
height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little thinking that this
would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the
step only to discover that she couldn't. So a little more
embarrassed she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
little more and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg With a
little smile to the driver she again reached behind to unzip a
little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time the man who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and
yelled "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The man smiled and said"Well ma'am normally I would agree with you
but after you unzipped my fly three timesI kinda figured we were
friends."
one of the best of I have heard good one timesup
Kowhai
lol nice joke have a star
Well done my friend. Bunches joke was good too.