Religious joke ................?!
Question: Tom can't believe his luck! his girlfriend has invited him to her parents house for the first time for dinner and she's hinted that tonight they will both lose their virginity! Later that afternoon he nervously goes to the chemist to buy some condoms. The chemist can tell Tom is nervous and advises Tom to go for the ribbed ones for her pleasure. Would you like a 3 pack, 10 pack or the Super Jumbo sized pack the chemist asks? Tom goes for the Super Jumbo as he guesses they'll be doing it lots! Good lad says the chemist, phwoar! give her one for me. Tom arrives at her house and is shown to the dinner table and the family say grace. He clasps his hands looks down and stays that way even though grace is over. Ten minutes go by and he won't look up. His girlfriend whispers in his ear "I didn't know you were so religious." Tom replies "I didn't know you're dad was a chemist."
Answers: Tom can't believe his luck! his girlfriend has invited him to her parents house for the first time for dinner and she's hinted that tonight they will both lose their virginity! Later that afternoon he nervously goes to the chemist to buy some condoms. The chemist can tell Tom is nervous and advises Tom to go for the ribbed ones for her pleasure. Would you like a 3 pack, 10 pack or the Super Jumbo sized pack the chemist asks? Tom goes for the Super Jumbo as he guesses they'll be doing it lots! Good lad says the chemist, phwoar! give her one for me. Tom arrives at her house and is shown to the dinner table and the family say grace. He clasps his hands looks down and stays that way even though grace is over. Ten minutes go by and he won't look up. His girlfriend whispers in his ear "I didn't know you were so religious." Tom replies "I didn't know you're dad was a chemist."
wht a dinner..?!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i wish i was there, to c the look upon thier faces
hahahahahahahahahaha
good one keep em coming ;D
Holy Molly... that was Simply Hilarious! Oh my god, I'm still laughing Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!
bahahahahahaha
i can just picture the dad giving that kid the "death stare"
what an awkward dinner!
wow best laugh i had all day. tnx.
Fantastic!
Best one today...good job
OMG that was so funny
Wow!!! Guess the parents changed their plans THAT night and stayed in for Scrabble!
You are funny!