Do you know any jokes about Pasta?!


Question: A man goes into an italian restaurant, orders a plate of spaghetti bolognese, eats it and walks out without paying. As you can imagine the manager is extremely angry.

A few days later the manager of the restaurant goes into a brothel looking for a lady, he is told to go down the corridor and go in the room on the left, however he accidently goes into the room on the right.

As he walks in, he spots the man from his restaurant in a 69 position with a prostitute. The manager goes beserk, screaming and shouting at the man saying "you come into my restaurant, have a plate of my best spaghetti bolognese, eat it and walk out without paying! What have you got to say for yourself?"

The guy replies - "there was a hair in it"

The manager gets even more irate and shouts "You complain about a hair in a plate of spaghetti Bolognese and yet you do something as disgusting as that?"

To which the man replies "Yeah and if I find any spaghetti bolognese in that, she's not getting paid either!"


Answers: A man goes into an italian restaurant, orders a plate of spaghetti bolognese, eats it and walks out without paying. As you can imagine the manager is extremely angry.

A few days later the manager of the restaurant goes into a brothel looking for a lady, he is told to go down the corridor and go in the room on the left, however he accidently goes into the room on the right.

As he walks in, he spots the man from his restaurant in a 69 position with a prostitute. The manager goes beserk, screaming and shouting at the man saying "you come into my restaurant, have a plate of my best spaghetti bolognese, eat it and walk out without paying! What have you got to say for yourself?"

The guy replies - "there was a hair in it"

The manager gets even more irate and shouts "You complain about a hair in a plate of spaghetti Bolognese and yet you do something as disgusting as that?"

To which the man replies "Yeah and if I find any spaghetti bolognese in that, she's not getting paid either!"

Not yet, but I will be back. Pastalavista baby. I just made that up sorry its crap but the best I can do in twenty seconds lol

I just got through playing with my noodle and boy am I arms tired.

all of mine are pasta their sell by date

i know a game

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