Cinderella Gets Some Action?!
Question: Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
''First, you must wear a diaphragm. But if you're not home by 2 AM, your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.'' Cinderella agrees, but she doesn't roll in until five in the morning, looking love-struck and very satisfied.
''Where have you been?'' demands the fairy godmother. ''Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!''
''I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.''
''I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!''
''I can't remember, exactly. It was Peter, Peter, something or other...''
Answers: Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
''First, you must wear a diaphragm. But if you're not home by 2 AM, your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.'' Cinderella agrees, but she doesn't roll in until five in the morning, looking love-struck and very satisfied.
''Where have you been?'' demands the fairy godmother. ''Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!''
''I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.''
''I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!''
''I can't remember, exactly. It was Peter, Peter, something or other...''
Ha! ha! ha! another good laugh from you...
Very good. Thanks for sharing. Great joke.
Peter, Peter, the pumpkin eater! That is Freakin’ lovely! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!
Star!
carnt wait for the punch line
hahaha.....dang!!!!!
lucky Peter......I always fancied her lol
So very wrong. So very funny!
omg he must have been hungry.have a star
Why did they kick Cinderella out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Tell a lie! Tell a lie!"
so thats where mine went then, pmsl hun
star time
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111%.lol
LMAO gave you a star
cool!!!good joke
Dodie, I er, like er think I must have missed something along the way. Peter Pan, Pumkin?? MMMmmmmmm
....you have a star!
lol
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Good joke
lol nice joke
ok, i always love tht story, but now u draw an image tht can't be erased from my mind,
gosh, tht story will never be the same to me ever again, but though it was really funny.....!!