First or Second?!


Question: A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase.

"Olympic condoms?", she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."


Answers: A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase.

"Olympic condoms?", she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."

i got no need for them, i just have to try and keep up with the missus
star

Oh poor woman ;)

lol

Took me a while, but ok!

anahahaha

thats alrite but with condoms im normally silver medallist without im gold all the way ha ha

lol i get it!

Funny

Brilliant

hahahahaha

BAHAHHAA. I love that one! lolz :D

she was polite to say the least!

Lol nice never heard it before. A star for creativity!

OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! That is Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!

ROFL.

Thanks for the laugh. God knows I needed it. :)

LOL..I go for the SECOND!!

ha ha ha!realy funny

lol

Ha, good one. And so true!

Very nice, and thankfully original . . . two thumbs up, and thanks for the chuckle !!

ha ha ha

LOL!!!!!!! i love it! how true how true! have a star dear. havent heard this one before, truly enjoyed it.

I'd like to wear the Bronze and *** third!! But then I'm greedy !!! LOL

LOL Loved it, have a star.

hahaha... nice one..a star for you.

thats too funny, thanks

another classic cheers mate

Funny,

lol!! 10/10

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!

naughty but very funny!!

thanks for the laughs!!

Star on its way!! *



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