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Question: In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney
called his first witness to the stand. The witness was a
grand motherly, elderly woman.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
me?"

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams.
I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly,
you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you
cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about
them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot
when you haven't the brains to realize you never will
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes,
I know you."

The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed
across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known
Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy,
bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't build
a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice


Answers: In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney
called his first witness to the stand. The witness was a
grand motherly, elderly woman.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
me?"

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams.
I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly,
you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you
cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about
them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot
when you haven't the brains to realize you never will
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes,
I know you."

The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed
across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known
Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy,
bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't build
a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice

lmfao oh my god my tummy hurts where i am laughing so much star for you m8

lol i liked that

pmsflol....gosh am glad she doesn't live beside me...

haha
saw it coming

very good

that's really funny! here's a star!

Funny! 100!

ROTFLMAO!!!

Wow... really good, really funny too.

OOOH, that's bad!
Haha, naughty judge!

Brilliant as usual!!

10/10 and your star is on its way!! *

In A court in a rape case, the Public Prose cuter,(PP) after seeing the victim decides to be very polite to her. so he ask OK sister what happened, she says the guys saw me. PP:- Sister then what happened,. Gal :- They started chasing me. PP:- Oh OK Sister then what happened. Gal -The guys caught hold of me. PP- sister then what happened. Gal:- they torn my clothes, PP- Sister then what happened, GAL - they removed my my bra under wear, PP- oh god sister then what happened. Gal:- They Ur sister was fucked.

hahahaah!!!!Good one!!!

hahahaha great joke thanks

10/10 very funny.

LOL!!! 10/10

LMAO too funny *star*

pmsl 10/10 have a star for making me pi$$ my pants :-)

thats super funny. gossipy grandmas

That was good have a star

PMSL!!! star

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

hehehe, the truth will out, pmsl

star time

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Lol Honey you really did made me laugh out loud people a staring at me,here have star,and thanks for the laugh it's priceless.xxxx

excellent mate
star

the defence rests it`s case.lol

LOL, excellent joke, star.

lol nice joke have a star

HAAA FUNNIE!!! FUNNIE!!!!

ROTFLMHineyO

:)

Hey! that's a really good one, Well Done!

LOL!

hahahahahahahahhahaha
thank god, she doesn't live in my town
hahahahahahahahahahah
i can't stop laughing
hahahahahahahahahahhaha
this really beyond any answer i can give
hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha
i've got to stop laughing or i'm gonna wake all the neighbors
hahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahaha
one day, u r gonna kill me with these jokes
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



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