Bear in a bar joke?!
Question: A bear went to a bar & ordered a beer.The bartender looked at the bear & said,"Sorry, I don't serve beers to bears in bars".The bear looked at the brtndr & said,"Hey brtndr,I really could use a beer".The brtndr looked at the bear & said,"Sorry, I don't serve beers to bears in bars".The bear looked at the brtndr & said,"Brtndr, if I don't get a beer,see that woman over there?I'll go over there,tear her clothes off,rip her up,& eat her alive"!The brtndr looked at the bear & said,"Sorry,I don't serve beers to bears in bars".So the bear goes over, tears her clothes off, rips her up & eats her alive.He walks up to bartender, blood on his mawl, blood on his paws,& said,"Look brtndr,I really worked up a thirst back there.I sure could use that beer, now". The brtndr shook his head & said,"Sorry,I don't serve beers to bears in bars,& I ESPECIALLY don't serve beers to bears in bars,on drugs"!The bear said, "Drugs,drugs,what drugs?I don't do drugs"!The brtndr said,"What about that barbituate"?
Answers: A bear went to a bar & ordered a beer.The bartender looked at the bear & said,"Sorry, I don't serve beers to bears in bars".The bear looked at the brtndr & said,"Hey brtndr,I really could use a beer".The brtndr looked at the bear & said,"Sorry, I don't serve beers to bears in bars".The bear looked at the brtndr & said,"Brtndr, if I don't get a beer,see that woman over there?I'll go over there,tear her clothes off,rip her up,& eat her alive"!The brtndr looked at the bear & said,"Sorry,I don't serve beers to bears in bars".So the bear goes over, tears her clothes off, rips her up & eats her alive.He walks up to bartender, blood on his mawl, blood on his paws,& said,"Look brtndr,I really worked up a thirst back there.I sure could use that beer, now". The brtndr shook his head & said,"Sorry,I don't serve beers to bears in bars,& I ESPECIALLY don't serve beers to bears in bars,on drugs"!The bear said, "Drugs,drugs,what drugs?I don't do drugs"!The brtndr said,"What about that barbituate"?
My dad tells this joke to everyone!!! Loves it!
For those who don't get it. :
"What about that BAR - ***** - YOU - ATE"
too long sorry
terrible joke
idk that joke made me sad
wut dus the last word mean?
Ate somebody whose name was barbi
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