The New Gravedigger....?!


Question: A new gravedigger was keen to impress on his first day so he tidied all the graves and removed all the dead flowers. He then proceded to mow al around the plots making sure they were all neat and tidy. At the end of the day he noticed a gravestone that was loose but, no matter how he tried he couldn't make it secure. Finally, he decided to secure the loose headstone with some wire to the nearest tree and would finish the job in the morning. Later that night two drunks were walking through the cemetary, One noticed the loose headstone with the wire attached and said to his companion, "I see Charlie is doing alright, he's had a phone put in."


Answers: A new gravedigger was keen to impress on his first day so he tidied all the graves and removed all the dead flowers. He then proceded to mow al around the plots making sure they were all neat and tidy. At the end of the day he noticed a gravestone that was loose but, no matter how he tried he couldn't make it secure. Finally, he decided to secure the loose headstone with some wire to the nearest tree and would finish the job in the morning. Later that night two drunks were walking through the cemetary, One noticed the loose headstone with the wire attached and said to his companion, "I see Charlie is doing alright, he's had a phone put in."

hahaha dead with all mod cons lol
was just a phone line so he could get the internet for Y/A lol

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  • haha very good thanks for sharing.

    Cute..... not necessarily funny.......

    Yes you are a quizzical Wizard. I like that joke thanks for sharing . lol

    nice one thanks

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was spine-chillingly funny!!!

    ammused lol

    Lol Honey thanks for that atleast old Charlie can always phone them,here have a star.xxxxxxxx

    very good, kep them coming :)

    very good ,was it bt

    LOL cute and origianl...haven't seen this one before...is it yours? You get a star!!!

    Hugs and smiles, Pami ^_^

    hi quizard, very good loved youre joke, very funny

    awwww that was cute. star.

    GREAT ONE ! Would be a good "Paddy & Mike coming back from the pub" Irish joke!! We Irish love to laugh at our drunken stupidity ! Have a star for that one, never heard it.
    Thanks for the laugh, I needed it today. :'-]

    GREAT just GREAT

    lol

    does broardband work under ground to.

    I enjoyed that. Very good. Spine chilling but very good. lol

    pmsflol very funny****



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