The New Gravedigger....?!
Question: A new gravedigger was keen to impress on his first day so he tidied all the graves and removed all the dead flowers. He then proceded to mow al around the plots making sure they were all neat and tidy. At the end of the day he noticed a gravestone that was loose but, no matter how he tried he couldn't make it secure. Finally, he decided to secure the loose headstone with some wire to the nearest tree and would finish the job in the morning. Later that night two drunks were walking through the cemetary, One noticed the loose headstone with the wire attached and said to his companion, "I see Charlie is doing alright, he's had a phone put in."
Answers: A new gravedigger was keen to impress on his first day so he tidied all the graves and removed all the dead flowers. He then proceded to mow al around the plots making sure they were all neat and tidy. At the end of the day he noticed a gravestone that was loose but, no matter how he tried he couldn't make it secure. Finally, he decided to secure the loose headstone with some wire to the nearest tree and would finish the job in the morning. Later that night two drunks were walking through the cemetary, One noticed the loose headstone with the wire attached and said to his companion, "I see Charlie is doing alright, he's had a phone put in."
hahaha dead with all mod cons lol
was just a phone line so he could get the internet for Y/A lol
thanxxx!!! Report It
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