Do you feel you will re-marry at age 80 ?!
Question: Regardless of one's age, you simply should always plan ahead:
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just
gotten married -- for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be
marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
'He's a funeral director,' she answered.
'Interesting,' the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three
husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining
that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus
ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her
80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four
men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to
get ready, and four to go.'
Answers: Regardless of one's age, you simply should always plan ahead:
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just
gotten married -- for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be
marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
'He's a funeral director,' she answered.
'Interesting,' the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three
husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining
that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus
ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her
80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four
men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained, 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to
get ready, and four to go.'
yes just because you'll never know.I like this joke so I gave you 1 star wish I can give 10.
hell, i would i would tell my wife im going to my friends house but really im cheating on her =D
hah !
I cannot wait to tell my 87 year-old father this one. I like it.
cute!
i don't i am not married yet but i will like to get have a girlfriend first but i will have to find the right girl first and one day i will probably get married one day the right woman would make me a very happy man
Good one dude!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
That is too funny! YOU ROCK! And so does she. Nevertheless I don't think I'll ever marry again.
Hahaha thanks for making me smile I needed that !
I hadn't noticed the catergory...so I fell for it til the end !
I have got to tell my brother this one! lol
lol nice joke have a star
Haha. I liked that one. Will have to share it with my elderly friends and relatives!
That brought a smile to my face. Thank you. And to answer your question, hopefully my second marriage will last into my 80's.