When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:?!
Question: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite
chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully
place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and
read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested and then sanitized ".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad
I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson"
Answers: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite
chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully
place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and
read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested and then sanitized ".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad
I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson"
Hehe, after typing this i am going to close my eyes and utter 50 times not 5 times as you suggested
nice
I like it, thanks! :)
funny joke
lol
O, that was great !!! Is that true? I will so pass this joke along and will include your screen name so you get proper credit.
nice i thought that there was somthing gone happened
very funny lol
star for u
hahaha, great one!
very nice .very good .....
lol
unless your gay or are into anal sex!
Hahaha, very amusing
I am VERY concerned for your sanity! What made you EVEN THINK of this?! Anyway very amusing HA HA!!!