Good Eve me Duckies!!!A brunette and her blonde sister inherit a farm.1 day the !
Question: agricultureal show to buy a bull and quickly finds 1 she likes.Unfortunately,the owner of the bull cannot deliver the animal and the brunette didn't bring the animal trailer.The phone isn't working so she goes to the local telegraph office to send a message telling her sister to drive over with the trailer.However,the telegraph office charges 1 dollar a word and the brunette finds she only has a dollar on her.The brunette thinks for a moment then say,"Send the message"comfortable"."Just "comfortable"?says the operator."How's that going to tell your sister to hitch a trailer to her car and pick up a bull"?"She's blonde,"replies the sister."She'll read it slowly."
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A flat chested woman goes shopping for a new bra.She goes from shop to shop asking if they have a size28A but she can't find 1 anywhere.She tries her luck in a small shop run by an old deaf lady."Have you anything in a size 28A?"asks the woman."What was that,dear?"says the old lady.
Answers: agricultureal show to buy a bull and quickly finds 1 she likes.Unfortunately,the owner of the bull cannot deliver the animal and the brunette didn't bring the animal trailer.The phone isn't working so she goes to the local telegraph office to send a message telling her sister to drive over with the trailer.However,the telegraph office charges 1 dollar a word and the brunette finds she only has a dollar on her.The brunette thinks for a moment then say,"Send the message"comfortable"."Just "comfortable"?says the operator."How's that going to tell your sister to hitch a trailer to her car and pick up a bull"?"She's blonde,"replies the sister."She'll read it slowly."
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A flat chested woman goes shopping for a new bra.She goes from shop to shop asking if they have a size28A but she can't find 1 anywhere.She tries her luck in a small shop run by an old deaf lady."Have you anything in a size 28A?"asks the woman."What was that,dear?"says the old lady.
LOL I GET IT!!!!!! and thanks for calling me "duckie"... did you know that's actually a nickname of mine??
Ok for the peeps who don't get it....
for the bull one.... it's COMFORTABLE... read it slowly... sounds like COMFORT A BULL!
Bra one... the lady needs clearasil because of the pimples... which are really nipples.... on her chest.
I don't get the last one.
I understood the first one,The second one?
I like em both.
The 2nd one is saying that the old lady thought that the small breasts were pimples.
ohhhhhh i get it com for ta ble come for the bull thet is
just rich
quack?
you get a star just for calling us duckies. you rock!
lol lmao! i love blonde jokes..im blonde and i definetly could add some stories of my own! lol thanks for the laugh!
Lol. XXXXXX honey let's speak soon.
I love you. It's hard to find someone who can tell good jokes all the time!
EXCUSE ME!!!! But I come from a CHRISTIAN BACKGROUND!!!! I find your humour VERY OFFENSIVE!!! H. J L haahahahah xxxxxKisssssssssssssssss
hahahaha...super hunni lol...both were good*****