What's the best/worst fart you've ever had?!
Question: I was about 12 yrs old when I went to this carnival at an open field, packed with people infront of the stageshow, I moved far backward where the crowd were scarce. Tired standing & searching for my sibblings, I squatted like some spectators there. There's this group of motorbikers who were squatting about 10 feet infront of me.
Earlier I had this thick & very rich chocholate drink that made my stomach upset & bloated, and... after awhile I farted silently (what a relief) like a smoke of hot gas released from my ars & it moved slowly towards the bikers.
To my SHOCK, one of the bikers (who probably got inhaled it first ) were HOWLING like a MAD DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yes. he howled!)
(Then they accused each other for farting & after awhile they all shifted to other spot)
I was still shocked to see the effect to the guy until I got home when my brothers & sisters LOL to know about it!
Answers: I was about 12 yrs old when I went to this carnival at an open field, packed with people infront of the stageshow, I moved far backward where the crowd were scarce. Tired standing & searching for my sibblings, I squatted like some spectators there. There's this group of motorbikers who were squatting about 10 feet infront of me.
Earlier I had this thick & very rich chocholate drink that made my stomach upset & bloated, and... after awhile I farted silently (what a relief) like a smoke of hot gas released from my ars & it moved slowly towards the bikers.
To my SHOCK, one of the bikers (who probably got inhaled it first ) were HOWLING like a MAD DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yes. he howled!)
(Then they accused each other for farting & after awhile they all shifted to other spot)
I was still shocked to see the effect to the guy until I got home when my brothers & sisters LOL to know about it!
HAHAHA!! lawak gile!! hahaha
thank god they dont accused u..haha!
i dont hav any
but my bro, theres one time, he fart.quite loud. then he 'selamba'ly said 'alhamdulillah..' lwif selamba face..act like nothing..like when u burrpp la..
wat the?? i was like..hahaha! this boy is mereng..
huhu
funny