White man speak with fork tongue..........?!
Question: The lone ranger is riding though the mountains when the indians attack.
they drag him from his horse, bury him in sand up to his neck, ready to kill him.
knowing thats he's about to die he whispers his horse over and whispers in it's ear...the horse gallops off and returns a few mins later with a beautiful naked woman on his back..
after surveying the scene she jumps off the horse and sits on the lone rangers face sighing and moaning as she writhes about..
when she's finished she jumps off and the indians dive in for the kill...
"stop" shouts the lone ranger..."i want one more word with my horse"...
the indians agree and the horse trots over to hear the final words......
"i said 'posse'...you useless twat"
Answers: The lone ranger is riding though the mountains when the indians attack.
they drag him from his horse, bury him in sand up to his neck, ready to kill him.
knowing thats he's about to die he whispers his horse over and whispers in it's ear...the horse gallops off and returns a few mins later with a beautiful naked woman on his back..
after surveying the scene she jumps off the horse and sits on the lone rangers face sighing and moaning as she writhes about..
when she's finished she jumps off and the indians dive in for the kill...
"stop" shouts the lone ranger..."i want one more word with my horse"...
the indians agree and the horse trots over to hear the final words......
"i said 'posse'...you useless twat"
Not sure I understand can you explain the punchline please
lmao star for you
kin class.....
Hheeeeeeeeyyyyy!
Yeehaa!....ha....ha....ha....ha! A star in your firmament (better than in your fundament).
rofl
that reminds me .. i'm hungry
LOL That was a good one.
That's disgustingly HILARIOUS - and I'm going to star and feather you.
Oh, God, I gotta remember that one!!! Priceless.
one for dart night at the pub
LOL
I like it
starred
lol munchie munchie star for ya
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