Extra new jokes coming in again this week.Star if like?!
Question: There's an unreasonably large amount of new jokes coming in this week.Well,I suppose that's a good thing.
1.Two days later he opens the door and there are two big, strapping guys standing there who say, "We came to take your telephone out."
He says, "Vy?"
They say, "Because you insulted Operator 28 two days ago.
But if you'd like to call up and apologize, we'll leave the telephone here."
He says, "Vait a minute, vat's da rush, vat's da hurry?"
He goes to the telephone and dials.
"Hello? Get me Operator 28.
Hello, Operator 28? Remember me?
Two days ago I insulted you? I told you to take da telephone and shove it in you-know-vere?"
She says, "Yes?"
He says, "Vell, get ready – dey're bringin' it to ya…!"
Answers: There's an unreasonably large amount of new jokes coming in this week.Well,I suppose that's a good thing.
1.Two days later he opens the door and there are two big, strapping guys standing there who say, "We came to take your telephone out."
He says, "Vy?"
They say, "Because you insulted Operator 28 two days ago.
But if you'd like to call up and apologize, we'll leave the telephone here."
He says, "Vait a minute, vat's da rush, vat's da hurry?"
He goes to the telephone and dials.
"Hello? Get me Operator 28.
Hello, Operator 28? Remember me?
Two days ago I insulted you? I told you to take da telephone and shove it in you-know-vere?"
She says, "Yes?"
He says, "Vell, get ready – dey're bringin' it to ya…!"
WOW!!! Superb jokes! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
Sorry, they're all pretty lame. Number 4 was the funniest.
No. That's not funny