I'm a Taxidermist?!
Question: This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
Answers: This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
I'm from Iowa! that is pretty good!!! :D and hey! don't be talkin about my uncle!
jk. hilarious joke!
where is this bar, on brokeback mountain......goodone....
haha,lol
quite funny but did you hear about the guy who kept pestering a girl for a date he told her he was a taxidermist and very well off and would give her anything she desired and do anything she wanted him to. After she had moved into the mansion and was driving thee posh car and reaping all the income from the businesses he had given her she told him it was bad enough stuffing animals but as far as she was concerned he could now go and stuff himself!
get stuffed .lol
oh dear lmao...very funny*