What would be a funny thing to see written on a gravestone?!
Question: For example: "I told you I was sick."
Answers: For example: "I told you I was sick."
Here lies a bomb technician
killed by an explosion
cut the blue wire was in his mind
too bad he didn't know he was color blind!
"Maybe now I can get some sleep..."
I'd like to see "Will Copperfield escape?" set up lights, and have them shining on the grave site. Have some cameras too.
Or another would be "I come from a land down under. Crikey! Time to go home already?"
The most beautiful i saw was.
I was given a purple heart for killing a man, and discharged for loving one.
Funniest would be
Hurry get a shovel i cant breath!
i unno tahts mean
i know you are but what am i?
Here lies Hank
stiffer than a plank,
caught after midnight
in the vault of a bank.
On mine please put
I'd rather be fishing.
Gone out! Be back later....
See you later aligator!