Good ol scousers?!
Question: At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke - 6ft 5 and 350lbs.
He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers the queer fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over towards the scouser he whispers, "Do you want a ********?"
At this the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar leaving him bruised and battered in the car park before returning to his seat.
Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that," he says, "just what did he say to you?"
"I'm not sure," the big Scouser replies, "something about a job."
Answers: At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke - 6ft 5 and 350lbs.
He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers the queer fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian. Leaning over towards the scouser he whispers, "Do you want a ********?"
At this the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar leaving him bruised and battered in the car park before returning to his seat.
Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that," he says, "just what did he say to you?"
"I'm not sure," the big Scouser replies, "something about a job."
LoL - must remember that one!
your the only manchuuunian id allow to say that lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx...
lol very funny
ROFL
Thanks for the laugh
:o)
gis a job.lol
hahahahahahahahahahahaha xx
LMFAO thats way too funny!!!
Hheeeeeeeeyyyyy! That was rip-roaringly funny! LMAO!!!
very good
Classic.
Sorry I'm limited to 1 *
Good one!!
HeHe, lol