A Dog, A Cat And A?!


Question: A dog, a cat and a penis are talking together.
Suddenly the dog pipes up:
'I hate my life! My master makes me do my business outside in the cold.'
'That's nothing!' the cat announces. 'He makes me do mine in a litter box.'

The penis is outraged.
'Well,' he exclaims, 'at least your master dosen't put a bag over your head and make you do push-ups until you're sick!'


Answers: A dog, a cat and a penis are talking together.
Suddenly the dog pipes up:
'I hate my life! My master makes me do my business outside in the cold.'
'That's nothing!' the cat announces. 'He makes me do mine in a litter box.'

The penis is outraged.
'Well,' he exclaims, 'at least your master dosen't put a bag over your head and make you do push-ups until you're sick!'

ha ha briliant!!!! my favourite of your jokes so far!!!!!! lmao ********

GREAT
STAR for u

well.lol

EWWW thats nasty!!!

thats a kl joke
where did u get it from?

This is sooo old - hehe

star for u

lol

Really funny, nice one.

** funny

Lmfao, niceeeeeeeeeeee ++

LMAO. I heard this one earlier but your version was more concise and ergo funnier.

HA !!! very very funnie!!

LOL!!

:)

weird but funny u get a star*!XxX

eeeeeeeeeeew thats sick but also funny....nice 1

hahaha
yet another good'un
from the fun-damentalist !!!

lol fantastic you can have a star hahahahahahah!!!!!

You're a freak.

Gold star, awesome! lol.

lol

oh......poor, poor penis. it never gets to have any fun!!

lmmfao!!

starred!!

LMSUIAO I just love being sick like that LOL

Hahahahahahaaaaaa....that's the only kind of push ups i like to do...lmao



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