A Dog, A Cat And A?!
Question: A dog, a cat and a penis are talking together.
Suddenly the dog pipes up:
'I hate my life! My master makes me do my business outside in the cold.'
'That's nothing!' the cat announces. 'He makes me do mine in a litter box.'
The penis is outraged.
'Well,' he exclaims, 'at least your master dosen't put a bag over your head and make you do push-ups until you're sick!'
Answers: A dog, a cat and a penis are talking together.
Suddenly the dog pipes up:
'I hate my life! My master makes me do my business outside in the cold.'
'That's nothing!' the cat announces. 'He makes me do mine in a litter box.'
The penis is outraged.
'Well,' he exclaims, 'at least your master dosen't put a bag over your head and make you do push-ups until you're sick!'
ha ha briliant!!!! my favourite of your jokes so far!!!!!! lmao ********
GREAT
STAR for u
well.lol
EWWW thats nasty!!!
thats a kl joke
where did u get it from?
This is sooo old - hehe
star for u
lol
Really funny, nice one.
** funny
Lmfao, niceeeeeeeeeeee ++
LMAO. I heard this one earlier but your version was more concise and ergo funnier.
HA !!! very very funnie!!
LOL!!
:)
weird but funny u get a star*!XxX
eeeeeeeeeeew thats sick but also funny....nice 1
hahaha
yet another good'un
from the fun-damentalist !!!
lol fantastic you can have a star hahahahahahah!!!!!
You're a freak.
Gold star, awesome! lol.
lol
oh......poor, poor penis. it never gets to have any fun!!
lmmfao!!
starred!!
LMSUIAO I just love being sick like that LOL
Hahahahahahaaaaaa....that's the only kind of push ups i like to do...lmao