Soldiers in basra are having a kickabout and some of the local youngsters join i!
Question: One of these youngsters joins in and he is brilliant so the major contacts his friend who is a talent scout for Arsenal. The scout sees the lad play & quickly signs him up, sends him to Enland and the following Saturday he is in the starting line up & scores a hat trick , made man of the match & all the fans are shouting his name. He can't wait to phone his mother and he tells her what a great game he had and that the fans all love him. His mother says "It's alright for you . I have been raped my life has been threatened and your father has been stabbed. We are scared to leave the house." The lad is upset and says "Mother you can't blame me for that." she replies "Why not ? You are the one who brought us to live in London.
Answers: One of these youngsters joins in and he is brilliant so the major contacts his friend who is a talent scout for Arsenal. The scout sees the lad play & quickly signs him up, sends him to Enland and the following Saturday he is in the starting line up & scores a hat trick , made man of the match & all the fans are shouting his name. He can't wait to phone his mother and he tells her what a great game he had and that the fans all love him. His mother says "It's alright for you . I have been raped my life has been threatened and your father has been stabbed. We are scared to leave the house." The lad is upset and says "Mother you can't blame me for that." she replies "Why not ? You are the one who brought us to live in London.
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