Perform Better in Bed....Husband and Wife joke?!


Question: To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo - 6 times

Wrong time of the month - 14 times

You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times


Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you


Answers: To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo - 6 times

Wrong time of the month - 14 times

You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times


Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you

veRY GOOD JOKE!!!!! I LUVED IT, IM GONNA TELL MY FRENDZ THAT!!! STAR 4 YOU!!!!

LMAO that was cute

hahaha
thats a good one

ROFL...if i heard this from my wife...i would never have much respect for her

LMAO

That's sooo funny, y r woman always right

this was hilarious =]

lmao...star.

LMAO long but hilarious joke!!!

lol that was good

LOL
Nice joke

lol that was so hilarious u deserve fifty stars for this it was so awesome jsut not enough to sy about it really great lol =) (i love the part about the sheet- teehee teehee)

hahaha that's awesome

ha ha ha ha ha ha thats very funny.must show this one to the husband although he may not laugh as much as i did!!!

Superstar******

Funny! 100!



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