A hunter and a bear?!
Question: one day a hunter goes hunting.He sees a bear and immediately takes aim at it.He's about to fire when the bear says:"Don't shoot,what do you want from me?"
The hunter says:"I want your skin to make a fur coat. "
"We can negotiate with each other",says the bear."Isn't negotiation better than killing?"
The hunter thinks that it makes sense.So he puts aside his rifle and sits down with the bear.
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A few minutes later,clapping on his tumid stomach the bear says:"See,you are in a coat now."
Sorry I'm not good at telling jokes nor speaking English...
Answers: one day a hunter goes hunting.He sees a bear and immediately takes aim at it.He's about to fire when the bear says:"Don't shoot,what do you want from me?"
The hunter says:"I want your skin to make a fur coat. "
"We can negotiate with each other",says the bear."Isn't negotiation better than killing?"
The hunter thinks that it makes sense.So he puts aside his rifle and sits down with the bear.
......
A few minutes later,clapping on his tumid stomach the bear says:"See,you are in a coat now."
Sorry I'm not good at telling jokes nor speaking English...
well pal that was quite funny...
i am giving you a star as an encouragement
your English is okay, but I'm not sure whether you killed the pun...
NOT BAD
its good try to keep up the good work
ok...
he he he
LOL
well pal that was quite funny...