Crude Jokes- part emm can't remember?!


Question: Q. What do you find in a clean nose?
A. Fingerprints!
Q. Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist?
A. He got the sack.
Q. Did you hear about the kid napping?
A. Yeah, he woke up!
Q. Did you hear about the two gay judges?
A. They tried each other.
Q. What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
Q. What's the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.
Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
A. A wet nose.
Q. What do you call a hillbilly who owns sheep and goats.
A. Bisexual.
Q. What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A. Gonorrhoea.
Q. Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
A. It's for the Christmas period.
Q. How can you tell she's a macho women?
A. She rolls her own tampons.
Q. Why did god give men penises?
A. So they'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
Q. Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
A. They hid their own eggs!
Q. What do your parents' car and testicles have in common?
A. Hit either one of them and you're grounded.


Answers: Q. What do you find in a clean nose?
A. Fingerprints!
Q. Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist?
A. He got the sack.
Q. Did you hear about the kid napping?
A. Yeah, he woke up!
Q. Did you hear about the two gay judges?
A. They tried each other.
Q. What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
Q. What's the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.
Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
A. A wet nose.
Q. What do you call a hillbilly who owns sheep and goats.
A. Bisexual.
Q. What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A. Gonorrhoea.
Q. Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
A. It's for the Christmas period.
Q. How can you tell she's a macho women?
A. She rolls her own tampons.
Q. Why did god give men penises?
A. So they'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
Q. Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
A. They hid their own eggs!
Q. What do your parents' car and testicles have in common?
A. Hit either one of them and you're grounded.

haha ,the story goes on lol

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  • keep em cumin

    I like them thanks .

    hahaha funny

    lol..these are great

    Thanx for the Laugh!!!

    LOL!!

    :)

    LMAO! I've got to remember these for the quiz tomorrow night.

    Hee, hee, hee!!

    If only I could remember them all!!

    LOL!! *

    You gotta love "Crude". lol.

    Lol Honey pls have a star.xxx

    lol
    thanks

    LMSUIAO It's goof to see somebody's keeping the standards up. LOL



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