Blonde puzzle!?!
Question: A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over, I need help urgently! I bought a jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t even start it. Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde replies, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a big chicken.” Her boyfriend hurries over to find the puzzle spread over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box. Turning to his girlfriend he says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken”
He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I’d advise you to relax. Let’s have a cup of coffee, and then…” he sighs, “let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box…”
Answers: A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over, I need help urgently! I bought a jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t even start it. Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde replies, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a big chicken.” Her boyfriend hurries over to find the puzzle spread over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box. Turning to his girlfriend he says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken”
He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I’d advise you to relax. Let’s have a cup of coffee, and then…” he sighs, “let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box…”
ROFL, I have to stop reading jokes at work, startled a few co-workers I laughed so hard
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!! that poor guy having to put up with her!
hAHA
FUNNY !
Now that was a good one. Very, very good.
wow...i know some ppl that would do that
umm you mean the blonde was the chiken??
Good one lol i needed a good joke like that to cheer me up lol.
teheehehe...lol
lol!!! only a blonde
love it!!! that's so funny
i've heard it b4
LOL thank u sooooo much for the laugh i really needed it! good one! ty :D
Oh, so old!
LMAO!!!!
That's great, I like it.
LOL That one's hilarious
lol I heard the same joke but it was with a tiger and frosted flakes. it was still good though.
ha ha ha, good one!!!!
that's a good one.
wouldn't the caffeine in the coffee make her more jittery?
LOL dumb blonde jokes are the best.
Very Funny!!
That was good.
ha ha ha v good,,,
lol!!!
That was hilarious! I usually don't like the jokes that people say, but you are funny!
HaHaHa
LMSUIAO Blondes! Dontcha just love 'em.?
LMAO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Un expected.....