Who believes in Irish Elves?!
Question: You don't always get what you ask for. They no sheeka gooda English.
I was on holiday in Ireland and one day I was walking across a rickety old bridge. Suddenly I saw two young boys struggling in the water. I did what anyone would do and jumped in, saved both.
When we got to shore, there stood this little green man, no bigger that two feet tall.
He said to me that I had done a great deed. Well, I felt pretty proud about that.
Then he said that I had one wish, anything I wanted.
Dumb a** $#^%*&.
When I got to New York I decided to make the best of what I had. I found a theatrical agent and went into his office.
He asked, "What can I do for you"?
Well, I pulled this little one foot man out of my pocket and placed him on the desk.
With a surprised look, the agent said, "Wow. This is something. Does he do anything?"
"Ya", I said, so I pulled out this little tiny piano and a stool from another pocket.
The little man sat down and played like no one ever played the piano.
Answers: You don't always get what you ask for. They no sheeka gooda English.
I was on holiday in Ireland and one day I was walking across a rickety old bridge. Suddenly I saw two young boys struggling in the water. I did what anyone would do and jumped in, saved both.
When we got to shore, there stood this little green man, no bigger that two feet tall.
He said to me that I had done a great deed. Well, I felt pretty proud about that.
Then he said that I had one wish, anything I wanted.
Dumb a** $#^%*&.
When I got to New York I decided to make the best of what I had. I found a theatrical agent and went into his office.
He asked, "What can I do for you"?
Well, I pulled this little one foot man out of my pocket and placed him on the desk.
With a surprised look, the agent said, "Wow. This is something. Does he do anything?"
"Ya", I said, so I pulled out this little tiny piano and a stool from another pocket.
The little man sat down and played like no one ever played the piano.
SO... IS THE LIL GUY...LOOKIN..TO TAKE...MANAGMENT...ON.YA...OR..IS HE..STIL..LOKIN..FOR AH...GOOD..TIME WITHYA.HU....AH.. BUDDY..I THIINK..YOU JUST FOUND THE AMERICAN...LUCK OF THE IRISH.....
i do
I BELEIVE!!!!
so....you're pretty much my hero.... :D
i beleive !! [:
not even going to read to long, now **** off.
This isn't even funny.
Yes, there is such thing as elves.
there r no such thing
Leprechauns, you mean. I don't believe, and neither does my imaginary friend. No proof.
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ME DO!!!
LOL. well that's original (I think). However, I do not believe in Irish elves... now Scottish.. that's another story.
ok???????
WOOOT!!! I BELIVE MAN!! I BELIVE!!!...you should have wished for more wishes. ^^
Have some respect for Irish myths and legends.