Two jokes please rate them 1-10 and star me if you like em thanks?!
Question: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 7 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
Answers: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 7 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
--------------------------------------...
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
Joke #1 ~ 8/10
Joke #2 ~ 10/10
Cheers!
joke number 1 - 7
joke number 2 - 8
They're mildly amusing. Both both are really old and have been told so many times.
Joke 1: 4 (out of 10)
Joke 2: 2 (out of 10)
Hahahaha!!! Nice jokes!
I like joke No.1 better, although I have seen it before, for example :
http://sg.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...
I give joke 1 9/10 and joke 2 7.5/10!
first one is hilarious !!
8
10
I'm not sure if it was you, or someone else...but this gets posted a lot...still funny though.
I like the second one.
5
i didn't laugh at all
1st joke a 10 soooo funny
2nd joke around a 5/7..it was funny and cute.But the 1st joke was funniest.
Joke 1 = 6
Joke 2 = 5
Not bad!
1: 5 points....2:7 points
Joke 1 => 5
Joke 2 => 8 :)
the jokes where so freakin wack, hopefully u have a day time job......gezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Joke # 1.....I give a 10....Im a woman and I still laughed..if we can't laugh at ourselves we have no right laughing at others.
Joke #2.....I give it a 7....It was cute but I knew what the punch line was going to be.
Cute Jokes
First 1 I lost it -A 10
Second Funny 8
I thought both were very funny. The first one set you up nicely and the second one is just good drunken fun.
I'd give both a 9!
Both worth a star, Thanks x
both u get a 10/10