Best Text message joke?!

Question: Whats the best txt joke or riddle you got? I want to send something funny/flirty to my boyfriend.

Thanks for your help :)

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Answers: Whats the best txt joke or riddle you got? I want to send something funny/flirty to my boyfriend.

Thanks for your help :)

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Bunjee jumping is like getting "oral pleasure" from an old lady. Its fun and feels great but dear god don't look down!!!!

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studies show that 99% of all homosexuals check thier text messages with thier thumbs, dont try to switch up now!!!

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ugabaga

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