Wedding Anniversary in Las Vegas...?!
Question: George and Harriet decide to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off.
Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."
"Harriet, she's a prostitute."
"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Lets go up to our room and I'll prove it."
In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for 'Bambi' to come up to 1217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, okay?"
Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened the door and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.
George asked, "How much do you charge?"
"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."
Even George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."
Bambi laughed derisively. "You really must be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."
After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, "I just can't believe it!"
George said "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."
At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25?"
Answers: George and Harriet decide to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off.
Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."
"Harriet, she's a prostitute."
"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"
"Lets go up to our room and I'll prove it."
In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for 'Bambi' to come up to 1217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, okay?"
Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened the door and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.
George asked, "How much do you charge?"
"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."
Even George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."
Bambi laughed derisively. "You really must be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."
After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, "I just can't believe it!"
George said "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."
At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25?"
Where do you get them? :)
hahaha excellent.
hahaha...that was hilarious
not bad at all.
lol, ver funny!!!10/10 a star for you!!!
lol...nice
hehe good one
he-he-he pmsl.
hi quizard, very good, you realy made me laugh, loved youre joke
Lol Honey I hope old George don't take me for that cheap,here have a star.xxxx
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10