Mood ring.....?!
Question: a man is chatting to his friends.
'I bought a mood ring for my wife, so I could see what mood she's in throughout the day.'
'Does it work?' asked his friend.
'yeah,' he replied. 'When she's in a good mood, it goes green. When she's angry, it leaves a f***ing big red mark in the middle of my forehead.'
Answers: a man is chatting to his friends.
'I bought a mood ring for my wife, so I could see what mood she's in throughout the day.'
'Does it work?' asked his friend.
'yeah,' he replied. 'When she's in a good mood, it goes green. When she's angry, it leaves a f***ing big red mark in the middle of my forehead.'
funny once i got it
lmao
I like it!
lol....i could use one
haha.
OAP hires a hit man to bump off his nagging wife. " I'm very tasty in my work" says the Hit man," I'll shoot her through the left breast".
The OAP replies, " I said I wanted you to shoot the old bag not knee cap her".
lol
lol, gd one
thats cool i wish my man would do that.
Lol
ha, ha