Chuck norris!! wooooot!!?!
Question: ALL HAIL CHUCK NORRISM!! lol, jk
-Chuck Norris can beat a wall at tennis.
-When Somebody says "Nobody's perfect" Chuck Norris take it as an offence.
-Chuck Norris puts the "Laughter" in "Manslaughter"
-Chuck Norris cant hit the broad side of a barn. everytime he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
-When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said to say please.
-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
-Chuck Norris took a vacation to the Virgin islands. They are now known as "The Islands".
-Every minute of Bill Gate's life, he fears that Chuck Norris's computer will crash.
-Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you at the speed of light. That means if you flip a light switch, you'll be dead before you see the light.
-"Let the bodies hit the floor" was orginally going to be chuck norris's theme song.
lol, i hope you like em'!!
Answers: ALL HAIL CHUCK NORRISM!! lol, jk
-Chuck Norris can beat a wall at tennis.
-When Somebody says "Nobody's perfect" Chuck Norris take it as an offence.
-Chuck Norris puts the "Laughter" in "Manslaughter"
-Chuck Norris cant hit the broad side of a barn. everytime he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
-When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said to say please.
-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
-Chuck Norris took a vacation to the Virgin islands. They are now known as "The Islands".
-Every minute of Bill Gate's life, he fears that Chuck Norris's computer will crash.
-Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you at the speed of light. That means if you flip a light switch, you'll be dead before you see the light.
-"Let the bodies hit the floor" was orginally going to be chuck norris's theme song.
lol, i hope you like em'!!
Lol, those are great! Here's some more:
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Edit: Oh, I also liked these:
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
Yeah, good ones! I bought a t-shirt with some Chuck jokes on them, pretty funny! I heard that if Huckabee wins the election the country will be known as Chucknation! lol
LoL,Chuck Norris.
Personally,I don't have nothing against him,but these jokes are hilarious.
Sorry,Chuck,but I have to give this man a star. Don't beat me up!
Please!!!!!!!!
Hilarious Chuck for president!
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble. You win. FOREVER.