Calling all elephant jokes!?!
Question: I used to have tons of elephant jokes that were all just a little bit random and sometimes the jokes weren't funny until the third or so in a series...does anybody remember any of these? Lay 'em on me! Best answer goes to the one who makes me laugh loudest!
i.e. Why does an elephant paint it's toenails?
So it can hide in jelly bean jars.
Ever seen an elephant in a jelly bean jar?
See, it works!
Answers: I used to have tons of elephant jokes that were all just a little bit random and sometimes the jokes weren't funny until the third or so in a series...does anybody remember any of these? Lay 'em on me! Best answer goes to the one who makes me laugh loudest!
i.e. Why does an elephant paint it's toenails?
So it can hide in jelly bean jars.
Ever seen an elephant in a jelly bean jar?
See, it works!
How do you catch an elephant?
why did the elephant say hi
cuz he saw someone walk by
idk wat elephant jokes r so i made up a stupid one. best answer worthy???? =DDDDDD
what are your favorite house hold decorations made of?
ivory
a few old traditional elephant jokes
SORRY IN ADVANCE
How do you know an elephant is under your bed?
Your nose touches the ceiling
How many elephants can you get in a Mini?
4 - two in the front and two in the back
Two elephants jump off a cliff!
BOOM! BOOM!!
How do you know an elephant has been in your Fridge?
Footprints in the butter
What is always ready to travel?
An elephant, it has a trunk
Whats large grey and wrinkly?
An elephant ( for those with a dirty mind)
There are many more
Two more to add
Where does a 40 ton elephant sleep?
Anywhere it wants!
Four young Elephants go out for a walk in the park. Their names are Shut up, Mind your own business, Manners and Trouble. They were feeding the ducks when they notice Trouble is missing. They look high and low for him with no luck. So they decide to report him missing at the police station. They get to the Police Station, Manners is shy so waits outside. Shut up and Mind your own business go inside. There is a Police officer behind the desk. He looks at them and asks
"what is your name?"
"Shut up!" the first young elephant replys
"what is your name?" the officer asks the second elephant slightly annoyed
"Mind your own business" the second elephant answers
"Where are your manners?" the Police officers asks now very annoyed
"Outside!" the two young elephants reply together.
Now angry the police officer asks
"Are you two looking for trouble"
to which they both smile, "Oh! Yes Please!"
Continuing with the jokes:
Why do elephants paint their toenails violet
To hide behind Violets (the flower)
How do you fit 4 elephants in a Mini?
2 front - 2 back
Who will drive?
The one with the driver's licence.
How do you know if there are elephants in your fridge?
You will see the Mini parked outside.
What will you say if you see an elephant in your cubboard?
You wont say something cause he will be hiding in the jelly bean jar.
What did Tarzan say when he passed by an elephant crouching behind some violets?
Nothing. He did not see the elephant.
Thats all I remember actually :)