I'm have a down day can someone make me laugh 1 one who does gets 10 points?!
Question: KNOCK KNOCK.
whos there?
BANANA!
banana who?
KNOCK KNOCK.
whos there?
BANANA.
banana who?
KNOCK KNOCK.
whos there?
BANANA!
banana who?
KNOCK KNOCK.
whos there?
ORANGE.
orange who?
ORANGE YA GLAD I DIDNT SAY BANANA!
hahahhahahahhaha hilarious aint it!
Answers: KNOCK KNOCK.
whos there?
BANANA!
banana who?
KNOCK KNOCK.
whos there?
BANANA.
banana who?
KNOCK KNOCK.
whos there?
BANANA!
banana who?
KNOCK KNOCK.
whos there?
ORANGE.
orange who?
ORANGE YA GLAD I DIDNT SAY BANANA!
hahahhahahahhaha hilarious aint it!
ok.
how do you get pikachu on a bus?!
you poke'em on..
hahahha cheesy. i know.
=]
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I thought it was pretty funny!
A guy walks into a bar......... OUCH!
two men walk into a bar...
you'd think one of them would've seen it coming.
This is from the January 2007 Playboy:
What is the difference betwen the government and the Mafia?
Answer: One is organized.
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/5/a/7...
Your living. You have everything to be happy for.
Cheer up..shall I call a wambulance, or get you some frechcries..
xP
My dad uses that on me xP
Cheer up,
just get through today
and 2morrow will be great
My one and only made up joke:
What do you call Hebrew Martial Arts?
Jew-hits-you
Whats E.T short for?
Coz hes got little legs
classic
wen i was 9 my bestfriend told me diz funniest joke and i laghed so hard milk came out my nose
Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed.
"Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk, and then somewhere between here and my house, I was abducted by an alien?"
Everyone is shocked. "I heard about this kind of thing happening!" Bills says. "What did the alien do to you?"
"I don't remeber all the details," Ted says. "All I remember is being anally probed by the by the alien."
Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that!" Steve says. "What did the alien look like?"
Ted responds, "Carl."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn39M3bdz...
One day i was @ the store and my nephew that is 2 fell and slid down the aisle and got up and said F*** and then flipped everyone off that was laughing (he flips them off with his index finger... and said P*ss off
why do geese fly south?
because its too far to walk!
and here is a long but really funny joke:
One day a girl goes to her mom. "Why am I named Rose?" The mom replies "Because when you were born a rose fell on your head." Another girl goes to the mom. "Why am I named Lilly?". "Because when you were born a lilly fell on your head."
"Blah Blah Blah olsdfisojfsod!" "Shut up, cinderblock!".
I'm sorry but I don't think I am good at like making people laugh!! but one time I went out to a store and like there were 2 girls there and like one of them had like a huge ring from inside a little dispenser and then she asked the other girl if she would marry her and in front of the whole store said "NOOO" and threw the ring in her face!! LOL you must imagine it!!!
Sometimes you will cry
and no one will see your tears...
Sometimes you will laugh
and no one will see you smile..
Sometimes you will fear
and no one will see you shudder...
Sometimes you will fall
and no one sees you struggle...
Sometimes you will lie
and no one will catch you up...
Sometimes you will be late
and no one seems to notice...
But fart just one time....
ok
there was this pregnant lady and she went to the hospital with her hubby to have the baby. the doc says that hes got a machine that takes some of the pain from the mother and transfers it to the father. so they try it out. the doc puts it at 10% so it doesnt hurt so much. the husband says i dont feel anything. so the doc puts it on 20% and he still doesnt feel anything. so the doc puts it at 50% but the husband feels fine. so the doctor puts it at 100% and the husband is still ok. so they have the baby and when they get home, they find the mailman dead on the porch!
hope you feel better :)
Here ya go, sweetie. Read this question... the answers are priceless.
Smooch Smooch! Sorry you are having a down day. I have those days too.
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Watch this video on youtube and it will make you laugh...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Then watch this one...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RQc6oBCuDXk
A Met fan, a Red Sox fan and an Oriole fan are in a bar. The Oriole fan says, "I hate it when Yankee fans come down to Camden Yards and get all the good seats and cheer for their team, and then they always beat us! That's it! I can't take it anymore! I'm going home to Baltimore, and I'm gonna jump off the Francis Scott Key Bridge!"
The Red Sox fan says, "You think you got it bad? We had to suffer at the hands of Yankee fans for 86 years! Always with the Curse and Bucky Dent and Boggs and Clemens and everything! That's it! I can't take it anymore! I'm going home to Boston, and I'm gonna jump off the Prudential Building!"
The Met fan says, "At least you don't have to live in the same city with Yankee fans! And you never lost a World Series to them like we did! You'll never have to be the second team in town! That's it! I can't take it anymore! I'm going home to New York... and I'm gonna jump off the Lincoln Tunnel!"
I am not kidding when I tell you that I tripped over a fire hydrant. I was with some friends and we were walking down the street. One of them is crazy and decided to climb over it, but I still walked right into it and fell over the other side without even knowing what happened.
" BOOO !!!!!!!!! "
oh, sorry that works only for hiccups.
R U Laughin, 'cause I am.
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your **** dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
why are you down? Did your turtle die???
Air Force One just went down in the ocean, there were no survivors.
what do u mean
I had a green poop this morning.
If this doesn't make you giggle, you have no sense of humor.
why are blacks so good at basketball?
because they know how to shoot, steal and run
Why are black guys so fast?
Cuz the slow ones are in jail!