Sell The Car?!


Question: A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.

The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."

"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."

"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."

The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.

About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"

"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."


Answers: A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.

The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."

"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."

"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."

The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.

About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"

"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."

God blondes are really stupid!!! lol

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  • haha!

    bahahahahaha

    Yes a dumb blonde joke we know...duh!

    Funny - 'ave a star

    Boo.

    wow shes definitely a true blonde!!

    nearlly new.lol

    He! he! he! thanks for the laugh....

    lol what a tard...love it!

    Oh dear!
    Those blondes!

    ROFL!

    ha ha ha funny
    thanks for a laugh
    10/10

    ha haa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    OMG....too funny!

    lololol
    nice!!!

    Silly Billy, you forgot to say where the garage was.

    Wow! lol.

    thank you !

    Good one thanks. lol

    pmsl totally unexpected

    Ouch !!!

    That really HURTS....

    Aaron.

    Very funny!!

    10/10 + * for you!!

    (still laughing!!)

    Not getting one over on her!!

    LOL!!

    :)

    LOL
    very funny

    lol



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