54 Number Bus?!
Question: A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions - "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now... The 45th bus just went by!"
Answers: A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions - "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now... The 45th bus just went by!"
This is very funny!
Gonna have to star you for that one!
rofl 9/10
heres a joke
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated." The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned." Then the blonde says I brought a car door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."
lol
Quit whilst your ahead ...please!
Ha Ha very good. Only 9 buses to go then.
see the sights.lol
lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
now that is funny
star for you
1 bus 2 buses...
lolol
oh for gods sake!!!! lmao!!
Good one! lol.
lmao brilliant.
lol nice hehe
lol almost there
Wonder why the officer thought she couldn't count???
LOL!!! LOL!!!!
:)
LOL
very funny
lol....these jokes are soo stupid...lol....funny though!!