If you ain't go no body?!
Question: There was a boy who was born with no body, with no arms and with no legs; all he had was a head. Nevertheless, he grew up and was as fine as he could be in such difficult circumstances. When he was eighteen his father took him to the pub for the first time and bought him his first pint of beer. He took his first ever swig and suddenly his body appeared from nowhere! He then took a second swig of the beer and suddenly his arms popped out from his body. He took another swig and his legs suddenly sprouted and he became a complete person. He was so excited that he ran out of the pub and into the road, cheering and laughing. He was hit by a bus and was killed instantly. The barman turned to the young lad’s father and said. ‘That boy should have quit while he was ahead!’
Answers: There was a boy who was born with no body, with no arms and with no legs; all he had was a head. Nevertheless, he grew up and was as fine as he could be in such difficult circumstances. When he was eighteen his father took him to the pub for the first time and bought him his first pint of beer. He took his first ever swig and suddenly his body appeared from nowhere! He then took a second swig of the beer and suddenly his arms popped out from his body. He took another swig and his legs suddenly sprouted and he became a complete person. He was so excited that he ran out of the pub and into the road, cheering and laughing. He was hit by a bus and was killed instantly. The barman turned to the young lad’s father and said. ‘That boy should have quit while he was ahead!’
This has just made me burst out laughing in a very quite office!
Still got a smile on my face now!!!
Well done *
while he was a head ha
lol
lol......9/10 nice hows this?
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
111%lol one of the best.
that was a sick joke!!
rollin on the floor and under the desk laughing like a f u k i n g idiot!
lmao
A head :-) psl. thats a good one
hahaha! star
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
LMAO Thanks
I wondered where this was leading to........
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!
10/10 + *