The Bride.?!


Question: A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak,

"Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant his money!!"


Answers: A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak,

"Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant his money!!"

hahahaha brill !!!

lol! poor lickle lady

Now that's funny alright. Revenge at it's sweetest..........hahaha.

oldie but still a goodie.....a star for your effort

LOL and EW!!!

Noooooooo! you went there.
cool

now if that actally happened in real life wouldnt that be funny , but on a serious note when i hear old men marry young ladies and there familys are going nuts ie oh oh shes after his money i would think ok she is so what dads happy lucky bugger all the family seem to worry about is they might not get any money lol

WOW! That should say it all!!!

lol are you sure she walked and not slid ??? pmsl.......starred

Not really!

LMAO. poor girl.

Nice one. What a long wait. hehehehe

Boy, saving up for seventy five years and a pocket full of Cialis.

Loved it! lol.

Poor thing!!

LOL!!

Lol.. Here's a star

By the way are you a comedian or do you go to a really good website for these jokes?

LOL
very funny

A night she'll never forget!! Lucky girlie!!

LOL!!

:)



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