Rednecks - Smarter than you think!?!
Question: 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it
inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend
on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the
firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the
Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
(Rednecks ...know how to git-R-dun)!!!
Answers: 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it
inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend
on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the
firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,
but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the
Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
(Rednecks ...know how to git-R-dun)!!!
Now that was a genius. Who would of thought a redneck can think that grandly.
Flippin' priceless. You deserve a star for that one.
Keep the redneck jokes coming. They're very good!!!!
Yep, I love this one. I told it @ our Toastmaster meeting.
Looooveeeee it!
Definitely!!!
oh ho ho ho !
Ha ha That's funny and so true rednecks are VERY resourceful!
HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!
lmfao xxxx
hahaha thats funny. i stared it
lmao. I knew people like this, seriously!
A star for you.
Vist Taylor County, Ga, or North Dakota!
OHHHHH lmao that was smart!!!
Lol. I give that one a star ;o )
That is better than Jeff Foxworthy can come up with-laughed out loud as usual!
lol thats funny