2 old ladies smoking ? JOKE for YOU. Star if you like it.?!
Question: Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain.
Tina pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Sunny: "What's that?"
Tina: "A condom."
Sunny: "Where'd you get it?"
Tina: "You can get them at any chemist"
The next day, Sunny hobbled into the local chemist and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a pack of condoms.
The guy looked at her strangely (she was, after all, in her eighties), but politely asked what brand she preferred.
"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
Answers: Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain.
Tina pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Sunny: "What's that?"
Tina: "A condom."
Sunny: "Where'd you get it?"
Tina: "You can get them at any chemist"
The next day, Sunny hobbled into the local chemist and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a pack of condoms.
The guy looked at her strangely (she was, after all, in her eighties), but politely asked what brand she preferred.
"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
Lol.. Here's a star..
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ohhhhhhh... a good one - hahahahaha
Good one. I was drinking some soda when I read this joke. I now have soda all over my screen.
He he he!!!
That was hillarious!!!
star for you
lolz
lmao...poor pharmacist
Nice visual!!
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hahaha
GREAT.LOL
doesn't matter", she replied "as long as it fits on a Camel"!!!
that was hilarious!!!!!!
sooo funny!
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Old but good
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Thanks for the laugh! I love that joke.... :)
Good heavens, hick, now hick I was hick laughing so hick hard that I've hick got hickups....:-))
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LOL! it nice even at that age to make a man faint
I love it! Give me 2 stars
that was a funny one:) hahaha
You have good jokes. *Star!
lol... nice one very good... a star for it.... lol...
HA ha good one!!!
...elder than? " raindrops keep falling on my hat " ?
Not the condom but the pharmacist....ladys smokes just 4 fun