WE DON'T SELL TO BLONDES ? Joke, star if you like it.?!
Question: A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain.
“I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
“Darn, he recognized me,” she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, “I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, “How do you know I’m a blonde?”
“Because that’s a microwave,” he replied
Answers: A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain.
“I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
“Darn, he recognized me,” she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, “I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, “How do you know I’m a blonde?”
“Because that’s a microwave,” he replied
funny...but old....you dig up its grave? he died last year!
lol jk
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
that was cute ;)
hahaha
ha ha ha ha ha
lmfao.....poor girl
ha ha ha thats true
hahaha I love this one
lol Have a star!
I heard a similar joke.
A blond walks into a shop and asks the blind man behind the counter for a ham sandwich on rye. The blind man said "You must be a blond." Shocked, she asked "How did you know? You are blind." And the blind guy says "Because you're trying to order a sandwich and this is a hardware store!"
Heard em all before! Lol
lol, that was funny...
been here and heard it yet still a classic!good one!stars for yu!!
haha!
I've never heard it before! It was hilarious!! * 4u
funny
LOL
Funny but i've heard it before BUT still funny!
another great one
heard that before.........funny still.
hahahahahahha
Haha. Oh, poor girl. i think I've heard this one before, but it was still funny.
lol
Awesome! I loved it!!!
Thanks.
which star do you prefer? You got simple "*" (star)4 that joke... oh, rememger these joke is an elder one, Sometime my grandpa smokes him in a pipe