A few limericks for you?!
Question: There once was a man from Madrass
Who's balls were constructed of brass
When jangled together
They played stormy weather
And lightening shot out of his ***!
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There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d1ck was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c#%+ I would f@#* it!"
Answers: There once was a man from Madrass
Who's balls were constructed of brass
When jangled together
They played stormy weather
And lightening shot out of his ***!
______________________________________...
There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin
______________________________________...
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d1ck was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c#%+ I would f@#* it!"
That's some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard!! Thanks!! ROTFL!! ?
tahahha thats so funny! broke my a** laughing!!
Ha ha ha they`re ace,,,,
tasteful..
lmao
rofl
lol nice ones there, i like the second one, bit of a tongue-twister
Thank you for that...A limerick is what I was craving and I didnt know it!
There once was a lad from Waterloo
Whose a-s-s was unable to p-o-o,
Said he to his wife
Can you lend me a knife?
I'd like to add something to stew.
I just love classy poetry. Well done!
OMG Jim that is hilarious. Thanks for sharing. lol
exellent
pmsflol....they were hilarious lol*
there all brilliant.keep em coming 10/10 :-)
Great stuff!!
Had a good laugh!!
hahaha
There once was a lady from China Who went for a trip on a liner She fell on the deck and twisted her neck Now she can see right behind her.
There was a young couple from Aberystwyth,
Who used their mouths to kiss with,
But as they grew older,
They also grew bolder,
Now they've started to kiss what they piss with.
Ha ha it's the way you tell 'em!! lol!
:-)))
Here's your change...
There once was a floozie named Annie
Whose prices were cosy -- but canny :
A buck for a f(beeep...)k,
Fifty cents for a s(beeep...)k,
And a dime for a feel of her fanny.