Man is feeling a bit self-conscious....?!
Question: John thinks time is beginning to take its toll on his body now he's reached middle age.
"Darling" he says to his wife, "look at me. My hair is going grey, i'm thinning on top, i'm starting to get man boobs, my beer belly is growing and i think i'm getting a double chin. I feel terrible. Cheer me up sweetheart?"
His wife thinks, then looks him up and down and says, "Well, you still have perfect eyesight..."
Answers: John thinks time is beginning to take its toll on his body now he's reached middle age.
"Darling" he says to his wife, "look at me. My hair is going grey, i'm thinning on top, i'm starting to get man boobs, my beer belly is growing and i think i'm getting a double chin. I feel terrible. Cheer me up sweetheart?"
His wife thinks, then looks him up and down and says, "Well, you still have perfect eyesight..."
He should be grateful. I have all those things AND my eyesight stinks to boot!
Funny joke, though. Have a star!
lol!!
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Ohhhh, now that's not nice!!!!
Ha ha ha! that was so not funny.
ha ha ha I laughing at the computer right now.
HAHA hey you know eye sight is a very precious thing to have, he should be grateful anyways....
lol
cool
Sounds like my husband, and myself. Really good.
being young is a total pain in the ar se, getting older is when things start getting better and better!
so i dont go along with its all over because your over 40, only youngsters say that because they dont know any thing!
Haha
Good one
OUCH...that's Cruel...LOL
haha
no this is a funny one
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2 hero cookies for the wife!! LMAO
Good thing womans eyesight goes first....
LOL!!
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Hahaha.
lol...funny*
tahahah thats so hilarious!!~star for you!!