Ten years............?!
Question: A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack".
The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"
The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her."
The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."
The man says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"
Answers: A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack".
The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"
The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her."
The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."
The man says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"
holy crap i just spit soda all over my desk beacuse of this darn joke really good one never saw that coming
Noooooooo! you went there.
OMG!!!
Disturbing but funny
castration is gd o and for the dog lol
hahaha xD
I guess his wife like it 'doggy-style' hehe :P
crazyyyy but funny
ooooooooooooooooo noooooooooooooo!
that is just... just.... ::::pukes:::::
lol nasty
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
omg thats funny x
A man goes in a bar and orders a shot. Bartender gives him one and he downs it.
He asks for another and downs it.
Two more, and another. The bartender goes over and asks him what he is celebrating.
He says "Today was my first Bl** J**."
The bartender says, "Here have another one on me.
The man says, "No thanks, I've had five shots already and I still have the taste in my mouth, one more won't matter."
OMG!!!!!!!!
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!! that is naaasssssty! lol
LMSUIAO Great and extremely funny. I hope it doesn't get violated like it did when I posted it.
lol 10/10 very good you can have a star!!!
oh no lol
eeeww but funny
i hope she trimmed the dogs claws first....
i dont think youll winalot of friends with that one chum its a shaggy dog storey
hahahahaha......as for me thats a good dog! arf arf aarf...awwoooooooooooooooo