Whats your absolute favorite "yo mama" joke?!

Question: Your Mother's so ugly....
When E.T. phoned home..She answered....

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Answers: Your Mother's so ugly....
When E.T. phoned home..She answered....

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don't no

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oh man i think those jokes are really stupid.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says, "one at a time please".

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you momma is so skinny she grates cheese on her ribs

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yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said to be continued

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yo momma is so fat. when she masturbates she sets the mood but putting a cook book and some hot wings on her chest to look at.

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Yo mama so ugly she entered a ugly contest and the judges say sorry no professionals

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yo momma's so fat when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everybody

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ur mama is so old her ss# is 1

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