What is the funniest joke ?????!


Question: whats the funniest joke you ever heard??
ten points to the one that makes me laugh the hardest!!


Answers: whats the funniest joke you ever heard??
ten points to the one that makes me laugh the hardest!!

k so there was 2 sisters. a brownette and a blonde. they needed to buy a bowl but they only had 100 dollars. so the brunette says "ill go find a bowl to buy and ill find a way to let you know where to pick it up" but there was no cell phones or phones back then. so the brunnet finds a bowl thats 99 dollars. she buys it. but then she doesnt know how to let her blonde sister know. shes sees this thing where you can get a bird to fly a note out to someone for a dollar. but the guy says"its a dollar per word" so the brunnete says "i only have one dollar but i need to tell my sister to come get the bowl and shes really blonde so i dont know what to say" then she thinks for awhile and says"ill say comterable!" THE GUY SAYS "WHY" so the girl says "cuz my sister is blonde so shell try to sound out the word and shell end up saying come-for-da-bowl"

hahaha lol

Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says,
"Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!"
"It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!"
and so it does ...
"A f r i c a n Elephant"

A guy walks into a bar...he screams OUCH!

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a light bulb?

A fish

two dogs walking down the road. one turns to the other and asks .when you do it do you use protection. durex came the answer . no go on i asked you first.
(do you rex)

ha

i woman comes back from shopping and her husband is sneaking around the house hunting flies the wife goes you killed any the husband goes yeah i killed two males and three females she goes how can you tell he goes easy two were on the can and three were on the phone!!

Kinda long, but here we go.

A pirate walks into a his regular watering hole after being out at sea for quite some time. The bartender says to him "Hey Cptn. Haven't seen you in a while." He notices the pirate has a hook for a hand now, so he asks, "what happened to your hand?" The pirate remarks "Arrrrrgh, it was a hard fought battle. I was fightin' an enemy captain and he got me right hand. I took his life in the end though." The bartender is amazed. "Wow, that's a great story." he says. "And what about that peg leg you have?" The pirate remarks, "Aye, the real one was blown off by canon fire." Again the bartender says, "Wow, another great tale from the sea. But what about that eye patch you're wearing?" The pirate says, "Well, one day while out at sea, I looked up and a seagull **** right in me eye." The bartender says "But you cant lose an eye from bird ****!?" To which the cptn. replies "Arrrgh, it was after I got the hook."

Hope it was worth the time reading!!

what did the girl say to the boy ,,,,,,,, you are freckin sexy....come with me

I don't have an answer, but I like reading these people's jokes.



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