An American, an European and a Filipino?!
Question: An American, an European and a Filipino had a little contest on who has the dirtiest underwear...
(American removes and throws dirty underwear to the ceiling and after 2 minutes it falls down.... loud applause from American team)
Commentator: Amazing!!! 2 minutes and 37 seconds! Next up is the European
(European removes and throws dirty underwear to the ceiling and after 30 minutes it falls down.... louder applause from American and European teams)
Commentator: That's REALLY Amazing!!! 34 minutes and 10 seconds! It's a new world record! Next up is the Filipino
(Filipino removes and throws dirty underwear to the ceiling and falls straight down.... boos from both American and European teams)
Filipino: Wait! Watch and be amazed.
(After 10 seconds, underwear starts to crawl across the floor, picks up both American and European underwear, went up the wall and onto the ceiling... and stays there) ^_^
Answers: An American, an European and a Filipino had a little contest on who has the dirtiest underwear...
(American removes and throws dirty underwear to the ceiling and after 2 minutes it falls down.... loud applause from American team)
Commentator: Amazing!!! 2 minutes and 37 seconds! Next up is the European
(European removes and throws dirty underwear to the ceiling and after 30 minutes it falls down.... louder applause from American and European teams)
Commentator: That's REALLY Amazing!!! 34 minutes and 10 seconds! It's a new world record! Next up is the Filipino
(Filipino removes and throws dirty underwear to the ceiling and falls straight down.... boos from both American and European teams)
Filipino: Wait! Watch and be amazed.
(After 10 seconds, underwear starts to crawl across the floor, picks up both American and European underwear, went up the wall and onto the ceiling... and stays there) ^_^
HAHAHAHAHAHA that's very funny. I've heard that before because im a filipino.....are u a filipino....pick me as your best answer PLEASE......hahahahaha...lol...lol..lol.... was really really really good. STAR FOR YOU.
l'm not offended. A bit gross.
sorry.....no!
ha ha dat reminds me of the ugly FART competition.
in the world UGLY FART title contest an AMERICAN,FRENCH AND POLAND are in the finals
first the AMERICAN FARTS ,the STATUE OF LIBERTY comes CRASHING!!!there is applause from everyone!!!!
Next the FRENCH FARTS,the EIFEL TOWER falls down THUD!!there is applause all over!!!
NEXT the POLISH stands still no sound no gimmick,there is BOOS from americans and french ,the polish is quite and after some time .............
JESUS CLOSES HIS NOSE .!!!!!!
It's alright but I still stared
my underwear is extemely offended
I heard this before, its funny!
haha...
cool
Gross... But damn funny! xD xD xD
Have a star! *