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Question: ok rite a paragraph about a homeless man that loves dolfins && cheese (and is retarded) lmao...da funniest paragraph gets BEST ANSWER 10 POINTS 5 STARS!
Answers: ok rite a paragraph about a homeless man that loves dolfins && cheese (and is retarded) lmao...da funniest paragraph gets BEST ANSWER 10 POINTS 5 STARS!
"Dolphins." he thought to himself as he was pacing down the streets of new york. He wasnt sure where he was going to find one but all he knew was that he must.
"Dolphins. Dolphins. Dolphins." pushing his way through the crowd while others stared at him. Little did he know how awkward the looks he was recieving really were. Terry hadnt had a home for the past three months and he could care less. but those around him noticed the boogers smeared on his face from not being able to wash it and the brown stains on his rear from God only knows what.
"DOLPHINS!" Terry started yelling as he fell to the ground. and began rolling into the street, cars skreeched. He rolled to the complete other side of the road and on the side walk. still rolling down the side walk those around him started parting to make room for this crazy man. he rolled and rolled and rolled till he made his was all the way to florida where he noticed a big sign to sea world. he rolled right into sea world where he was arrested for rolling across the country.
when on trial all he could say was " dolphin" while raising his hands above his head and spinning in circles , then he immediately stopped reached his hands down the back of his pants, pulled out a bit of fecal matter and tossed it in the judges face. the judge fell to the ground. but the judge let him off on parol because she said that by the smell she could tell he liked cheese to. it was truly a sight to behold
There once was an old homeless man who, while eating cheese, dreamt of swimming with the dolphins.
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there was once a homeless man who loved dolphins ever since someone introuced him to fish& dolphins...he loved it with a passion.....because he couldnt find that veyr often his next favourite thing was cheese...he used cheese to clean up his wounds and to make bread...he had a very sever mental problem causeing him to say eveyrhting backwards...when he said i want cheese people would here it as cheese wants i, so he often gets rejected..but still he still has his dolphins?
There once was a homeless man on the streets of Cincinnati. When he was passing a newsstand he stopped and saw a dolphin on the cover of a baking magazine. The subtitle read; Dolphins can cook with cheese too!
haha idk that was pretty random
there once was a homeless man who>>>>>>>>>>>
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