Genie in a bottle...?!
Question: I don't know if this 1 has been told here before, but what the heck...
A man finds a genie in a bottle. He releases the genie and the genie grants him 3 wishes but warns the man that whatever he asks for, his worst enemy gets double. The man hates the idea of his biggest enemy in the world benefiting because of his good luck. But he needs money badly so he asks for a million dollars as his 1st wish. The genie gives the man a million & also gives his enemy 2 million. The man hates the thought of his enemy getting all that money. The man then thinks about how he always wanted a beautiful home. So the man asks for a big mansion. The genie gives him one & his enemy gets 2. The man is furious at the thought of his worst enemy getting 2 big mansions. At this point, the genie says "You have 1 wish left. What do you want?" And the man thinks for a moment and then says "I want you to scare me half to death!"
Answers: I don't know if this 1 has been told here before, but what the heck...
A man finds a genie in a bottle. He releases the genie and the genie grants him 3 wishes but warns the man that whatever he asks for, his worst enemy gets double. The man hates the idea of his biggest enemy in the world benefiting because of his good luck. But he needs money badly so he asks for a million dollars as his 1st wish. The genie gives the man a million & also gives his enemy 2 million. The man hates the thought of his enemy getting all that money. The man then thinks about how he always wanted a beautiful home. So the man asks for a big mansion. The genie gives him one & his enemy gets 2. The man is furious at the thought of his worst enemy getting 2 big mansions. At this point, the genie says "You have 1 wish left. What do you want?" And the man thinks for a moment and then says "I want you to scare me half to death!"
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