One more them im going lol.......may offend?!
Question: One day a little girl was watching cartoons when a porno came through.The little girl asked her mom "What are they doing?" The girls mom said "baking a cake."
The next day the girl says "mommy you and daddy were baking a cake last night."
Her mom replied "how did you know" The girl said "because I licked the icing off the sofa
Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimer's or AIDS." Husband: "How can we find out which?" Doctor: "I need you to run a little experiment this weekend. Take your wife to a park and leave her there. If she finds her way home; don't fucck her."
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Answers: One day a little girl was watching cartoons when a porno came through.The little girl asked her mom "What are they doing?" The girls mom said "baking a cake."
The next day the girl says "mommy you and daddy were baking a cake last night."
Her mom replied "how did you know" The girl said "because I licked the icing off the sofa
Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimer's or AIDS." Husband: "How can we find out which?" Doctor: "I need you to run a little experiment this weekend. Take your wife to a park and leave her there. If she finds her way home; don't fucck her."
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Ha Ha Haaa! This is funny stuff. Who cares if it's original or not. Like you said jokes are to make people laugh.
1. eeeww
2. ooooo
3. lol
Rofl!
Original and good. The good parts are not original and neither is any other part.
Sleep well, your jokes are good.
haha i like the 3rd and the 1st
u said 1 more... and then gave us 3?
lolz...those are funny
I thought that last one was pretty funny.
But it's after 1 and I'm tired enough to laugh at anything.
I like the first one its hilarious
All your jokes r funny are they your only though
lmfao
lololololol
1. yuck D;
2. hmm..
3. lol, lol, rofl!!!
star awarded
hahahahaha!!
10/10 for all 3
star 4u
FUNNY!
ha ha ha, 10/10 that's funny.
a joking story, but don't let your childrend read it
Good and Funny
lol worthy of a star :)
Lol Honey thanks for that laugh,here have a star.xxxx