Morning folks time for some kid jokes funny yes or no?!
Question: Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!
Q. What kind of ship never sinks?
A. Friendship!
Q. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A. Stop going in circles and get to the point!
Q. How do you make a hotdog stand?
A. Steal its chair!
Q. Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night?
A. Three clothes-pins held up two shirts!
Q. Why did the computer squeak.
A. Because someone stepped on it's mouse
Q. What did one earthquake say to another?
A. It's not my fault!
Q. Where's an astronaut's favourite place on the computer?
A. The spacebar!
Q. What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A. A sour puss!
Q. Why do cows have bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Q. What has 4 wheels and flies?
A. A Garbage truck
Answers: Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!
Q. What kind of ship never sinks?
A. Friendship!
Q. What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A. Stop going in circles and get to the point!
Q. How do you make a hotdog stand?
A. Steal its chair!
Q. Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night?
A. Three clothes-pins held up two shirts!
Q. Why did the computer squeak.
A. Because someone stepped on it's mouse
Q. What did one earthquake say to another?
A. It's not my fault!
Q. Where's an astronaut's favourite place on the computer?
A. The spacebar!
Q. What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons?
A. A sour puss!
Q. Why do cows have bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Q. What has 4 wheels and flies?
A. A Garbage truck
funny and ver y nice for kids...LOL..thanks chris
why did the chewing gum cross the road?
because it was stuck to the chickens foot!
what did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
dam
what do you give a sick alligater?
old.......................
but good!!
thai is really cute, thanks for doing this
very good...
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10